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As the wolf snickers at you, another lazor beem™ hits him directly in the read end. He jumps and whines, taking off like the big bully he is in the opposite direction.

Farmer John looks at you from beside the oak tree, blowing smoke from his laser pistol. "You really shouldn't be out here at this hour, you know. Why don't you head on back?" His kindly demeanour and obvious common-sense reassures your tiny, pea-sized brain. You cluck twice and duck your head as you acknowledge his reproach and head back towards your warm, cozy henhouse. What were you thinking, pretending you were a human?

After considering that for a moment, you wonder to youself: Where do these strange thoughts keep coming from?

You keep on trotting back towards the henhouse, claws scratching at the ground, and you glance down at you feathery chest. You notice something shining, there. Glinting in the early moonlight.

Is that... could it be... a zipper?

You grab the zipper and heave down on it mightily.

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nickb This, along with "Wheeeeel ooooof pooouuultry!" and "You wake up with a throbbing headache", was one of the three (!) stories I had on my original CYOA site back in 1999.

It's here for nostalgia's sake, but it turned out pretty funny the first time around, so why not give it another go? :)

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