The blue suede shoes make the commute to work easier, and you wonder what possessed you to leave the house in your chicken slippers. You aren't usually so forgetful. You retrace your morning routine in your head during the short train ride, successfully ignoring the other commuters for another day.

The morning seems awfully fuzzy still, even upon reflection, and you shake your heard to try to clear it. Maybe some coffee will lend some perspective to your out of whack morning.

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This, along with "Wheeeeel ooooof pooouuultry!" and "You wake up with a throbbing headache", was one of the three (!) stories I had on my original CYOA site back in 1999. It's here for nostalgia's sake, but it turned out pretty funny the first time around, so why not give it another go? :) (Note: The root branch was written before our 140-character minimum came in. Just so you know. :)

updated Sep 9 '08 by nickb