This, along with "Wheeeeel ooooof pooouuultry!" and "You wake up with a throbbing headache", was one of the three (!) stories I had on my original CYOA site back in 1999.
It's here for nostalgia's sake, but it turned out pretty funny the first time around, so why not give it another go? :)
What's with all the feathers?!, you ask yourself.
Crouching slightly, you curse yourself for not having brought a Hand-E-Vac to clean this mess up (!). Hearing footsteps and breathing behind you...