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You bite through the Golden shell. Perhaps it is one of those Things.... The Things that the children call "Chocolate Coins". However, your teeth, expecting a soft, chewy center, get stuck.

When you finally pull them out, to inspect the Thing, you see orange. Orange! Chocolate is brown, not orange. "Well," you think, "brown is a shade of orange..."

"THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS BLASPHEMY!" exclaims the Thing, which has by now broken free of its Golden shell and grown into a Giant Carrot. "THIS MUST BE STOPPED! WILL YOU BE MY ALLY IN THIS EPIC BATTLE?"

You look around for someone else that this thing might be talking to, but you are the only one around. What will you do?

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