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Why The Cavemen Don't Like Me.

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There I was having a Part with some cavemen and women twelve of them in fact.

There was also a monkey who was a DJ.

As a matter of fact, it was a good party apart from the fact that the cave people were a bit too hardcore clubbers.

Anyway the cave men had a box of priceless Caveman biscuits, these biscuits were the tastiest and so tasty that they were passed down the years as a family heirloom for 400 years. And only one biscuit is allowed to be eaten every time a baby is born. 

Of Course I scoffed the lot.

Well, they were on display right next to the buffet.

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MrDragon All you have to do is write what happened before what you've just read.

This is the only story with no beggining and which starts with the ending.

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