English for Stupid People.
She stood up in a rage and yelled 'You calling me stupid?'
'Well...Are you clever?'
'One more time.'
'What was the first question I asked you?'
The man, who knew this trick, replied smugly. 'Are you clever? Was the first question.'
'NO!' The woman gave a loud laugh. 'It was ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?'
'Oh.' Was all the humilated man could say.
Just then a bright light burst through the sky, shining over the woman. It glowed brighter and brighter till she collapsed probably dead.