Chapter Four

English for Stupid People.

She stood up in a rage and yelled 'You calling me stupid?'

'Er...yeah?'

'Well...Are you clever?'

'Yeah.'

'What's 2x2?'

'Four.'

'Double that.'

'Eight.'

'Double again.'

'Sixteen.'

'Again.'

'Thirty-two.'

'One more time.'

'Sixty-four.'

'What was the first question I asked you?'

The man, who knew this trick, replied smugly. 'Are you clever? Was the first question.'

'NO!' The woman gave a loud laugh. 'It was ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?'

'Oh.' Was all the humilated man could say.

Just then a bright light burst through the sky, shining over the woman. It glowed brighter and brighter till she collapsed probably dead.

ALIENS!

 

The End

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