Red and Blue: In Alien Territory

"Hey, you're supposed to press up up down down--"

"Hey, I know what I'm doing!"

"All righty, chillax, Blue. Look at me spin! Budda budda budda!"

"Shh! Hey, that was mine!"

"You snooze, you lose, while I scatter atoms with this fine gun!"

"Quit it, Red!"

"And across the exploding bridge we go, spinning over turrets and zombie alien soldiers..."

"Oh, come on!"

"The jungle's a rough place, man."

"Stop stealing my lives!"

"Hey, I told you, it was up up down down left right left--"

"SHUT UP!"

The End

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