Venting: The Relationship Textbook

The Textbook:

I don’t see any physics or any geometry. You must be a relationship textbook.

Don’t you hate textbooks?

Your memory seems to be working just fine. I don’t know why I ever thought it was broken.

Oh, and before we jump into our time machine, I forgot to mention something. It’s called spanishdictionary.com. Not very impressive.

Okay, I’m ready now. Spin the dials and pull the lever! We’re going back to the day that ended it all.

As he, no, that thing walked out, I let out a shriek. I was furious, enraged, livid. How dare he! I stormed through the halls, in and out of the rooms. I blasted the radio, turned on all the blow dryers, set the blender to high, and had the time of my life slamming all the doors. I need sound, any sound to drown out my alarming impulse to.. kill.

Whoops! I just broke my pencil. I’m getting stuck in the past, and that is never good. I’ve gotten over it.

I’m over it. I really am.

So, the answer to your question is yes. Yes! I feel nothing. Still.

The End

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