''Ang on,less arks this ol bloke. Oi mate! Ave you seen a bleedin stoopid lookin geezer an a skinny-assed bird?''
''Oi darn't roightly know, moi dearie. Ee arrren't fum round earrrr, arrrr ee? In fact, most folks fum round earrr arrren't fum round earrrr.''
''Wot the $*@$ does that mean?''
''Search me, Kev, I fink e's a bit mental. Less go.''
''Hold eee harrrd, moi foine booty. Oi do be the roight one to arrrsk. Ee were arrrskin about two folks ooo do parrss boi me? They werrre lollopin along. One of em werrre bleeedin - baaaaad. The other werrre.... a bootiful ladeee.''
''Yeah - sahnds like them. Where did they go?''
''Oi reckens they werrre gurrrn twarrrds that theerrr carrrstle, overrr yarrnderrr...''
''Right - cummon Kev''
''Fairrr ee well, moi booties.''
''
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