"You alright mate? You look kind uv pale."
"Got turned into a bleedin vampire lars night dint I! Stands ta reason I looks pale."
"Shii-it. Wassit like?"
"Sa bitch innit. No one axed me if I wanned to be a bloody vampire!"
"Owd it appen? You're kiddin me right?"
"Dunno. I remember sayin 'night' to ya, nex thin I wakes up on a slab wiv this dusty geezer starin at me."
"What, did e start sumfin?"
"Nah, e jus tole me I shoulda run faster like. Spoutin crap bout evolvin."
"Yeah, you know. Like dinosaurs n that."
"Shii -it man, what a tosser!"
"You got that right."
"Less go ome Kev. My fingers n toes is nearly froze off."
"Can't feel the cold no more. Can't feel anythin. Wass the point eh?"
"Whered e get ya, this soddin vampire?"
"Right on the neck. See? Kills like when I ad that impacted toof."
"Fuck yeah, I see it! You looked in a mirror mate?"
"Got no reflection innit. Wassit look like?"
"Like you bin stabbed wiv a fork."
"Pass us that voddy. Maybe if I drink enough I'll wake up normal. So, we havin fun yet?"
"Gotta go ome mate, sorry."
"Oh right, night then Dave."
Just a bit of fun. Not serious stuff.