Twisted Nursery Rhymes Volume I: Humpty Dumpty

Your favorite children's tales and nursery rhymes butchered, mutilated, and slapped back together again. For those with a darker sense of humor.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.                                     

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

The guy who pushed him grinned and said

"Gee, I'm glad that Humpty's dead."

The End

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