When your sad I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mt. Dew!
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is chocking you.
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I'm probably involved in.
When your scared, we will high tell it out of here.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
When you are confused, I will use little words.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall I will pick you up and dust you off.... Right after I laugh my butt off.
This is my pledge to you. 'Why?' you may ask. Because, this is true friendship. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.