An Ode To A Guy

Whom I’ve Never Met

But From What I’ve Heard, He’s The Worst Yet

 

A Terrible Dude

Crushed Her Heart With A Fist

Then Stomped All Over The Little Bits

 

Now This Special Girl

We’ve Never Encountered Each Other

But You’d Bet Your Best Boots, We Stick Up For One Another

 

Her Ficlet Friends

Bartimaeus, Band Baby And Me

When One Of Us Hurts, So Do The Other Three

 

What More Do You Want?

You Guys Are Great Friends

She’ll Be There With You ‘Till It Ends

 

I’ll Admit, In The Beginning

I Thought You Were Sweet

But Your Actions From That Thought Deplete

 

So What? She Admitted

She Had Feelings For You

That’s No Excuse For What You Decided To Do

 

Wanted You To Be Happy

Is That Such A Crime?

Perhaps Her Feelings Would Have Faded In Time

 

But No…

Whatever Goes On In Your Messed Up Head

Thought To Lie To Her Instead

 

You Said Maybe It Could Work

Decided To Give Her A Chance

Led Her On A Merry Dance

 

Then Right At The Dip

You Dropped Her On The Floor

Said You Saw Her As Nothing More

 

Reneged On Your Word

You Heartless Boy

Call Her A Friend? Friends’ Feelings Aren’t Toys

 

Have You An Inkling What You Have Done?

She’s Losing Her Sanity

You’re Even Causing Her To Use Profanity

 

Sir, Thou Art An Idiot

Wrecked Havoc With Her Brain

Even When It’s Sunny Outside, All She Sees Is Rain

 

Thou Art A Fool

Completely Inconsiderate

You Probably Can’t Even Read This, Because You’re Illiterate

 

Don’t Even Try

To Pull That “You Don’t Know Me” Mess

I’ve Seen What You’ve Sent To Her In Text

 

I Will Never

And Have No Interest, In Knowing You

Fella, Everyone Has Stuff They Have To Go Through

 

How Dare You Tell Her

She’ll End Up Alone

Does She Have No Feelings, Is She Made Of Stone?

 

Oh Wait… I’m Sorry

I’ve Just Described You

An Unspeakable Cow Who Can’t Even ‘Moo’

 

Are You Stupid?

Hey, I’ll Give You A Slap

Maybe Even Show You The Slow Motion Recap

 

Oh…

You Think You’re So Slick

Well I Think Your Brain Is Coated In Stale Bisquick

 

My If I Knew You

I’d Slam Your Face Into A Tree

Better Be Glad You're Nowhere Near Me

 

Do You Even

Feel A Speck Of Loss

For All Of The Horror And Pain That You Cause

 

I’ve Made Clear How Important She Is

I’ve Taken The Time To Insult You In Verse

Can’t You See How Much Her Heart Hurts?

 

You Know What I Think?

I Think That You’re Scared

That Deep Down Inside You May Really Have Cared

 

Here’s A Lesson You’d Best Learn Quick

Break A Girl’s Heart And Don’t Make Amends

You’re Doomed To Be Stalked By All Of Her Friends

 

 

 

 

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