Roadside Confession

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The man wore a tophat, and he wore a black coat. He walked out of his mansion one day, and a man approached him on the sidewalk and said.

"Hello sir, how are you?"

"I have watched porn five times. I have lied seven times. And dear me, I have even killed a beggar and ate his kidney."

"Very lovely sir, I have watched porn seven times, lied twenty times, stolen twelve times, and I have also killed a beggar, but I ate his heart instead."

"Very lovely sir,"

"Very lovely indeed."

The man walked into the street, and he met a beggar. The beggar asked.

"Hello sir, how are you today?"

"I have watched porn five times. I have lied seven times. And dear me, I have killed your son and ate his kidney."

"Very lovely sir, I have masturbated to middle school girls on the sidewalk. I have lied ten times. I have stolen twice, and I have murdered a jogger and ate her colon."

"Very lovely sir."

"Very lovely indeed."

And the man walked off.

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