Upon entering the vast ubb, Melinda (39) notices that, quite inexplicably, all of life's worries seem to drift away. She meanders around the corridors, all coloured a mixture of bright pink and crimson, until reaching the side-bath.
The side-bath is a bulging, pulsating sac, contained in its own compartment within the ubb. Cautiously approaching, she smells a strong odour of dairy produce, but thinks nothing of it, as last harvest's purchase was a large dairy cow that Melinda (39) had since lost in the vast owl house.
The side-bath will not open.