Lucida wants a brand new Dad
to show Mom how to tango,
Maldeep, asleep in Burma deep
wants someone to buy her mangos
Troy wants a brand new telescope
and his brother won't scratch the lens
Trevor, though, will be all aglow
if he gets home to see his friends
Little Lisa likes creepy books
about people like Jack the Ripper
Orphan Ned, who's hardly fed,
wants a warm coat with a zipper.
Santa shake your weary head
there's a long, long list this year
they've all been good, (as much as they could)
so let's spread some Christmas cheer!