She had me up against the wall, with a strong grasp on my jaw, glaring in to my mouth. Usually I don't mind being pushed up against walls by chicks, but in this situation I wasn't too thrilled about it.

"Get off of me!" I pushed her away. This was NOT how things were supposed to have turned out.

"Don't tell ME to get off of YOU, when YOU were the one who was just all over ME, biting my fucking neck! Look! It's bleeding!" She moved her hair over and swept her hand against the wound. Then she held her hand in front of my face, showing me the blood.

"Yeah I see it, I see it! Get that away from me, that's gross." I turned away from her, crossed my arms, and glared at the wall, thinking. It was a lot to take it. Obviously my bite hadn't effected her in any way...she must have been immune to it or something...and now she knew I was a vampire.

"Quit being such a baby," Keita said, grabbing my shoulder and flipping me around to face her. "Now listen here, Michael, don't you EVER bite me again, do you understand me?"

"Ugh, yeah...whatever...you sound like my mom or something."


"Oh god, I didn't mean it like that! I've never bitten my mom. Jesus..."

"This isn't how it was supposed to be, Mike!!!"

"Tell me about it..."

"I can't believe you! You just...you ruin everything!"

"What do you mean I ruin everything? You're supposed to be a vampire right now...but you're immune or something!"

"Wow, you really are dense, aren't you?"


"I already am a vampire, Mike...That's why your bite didn't do shit."

"WHAT?!?!" My eyes grew big and I stared at her in shock. "You have got to be kidding me!!! This...you...but...no!!!!" I sat on my bed and hid my face behind my hand, in disbelief. "It just...it doesn't make sense!" I looked up at her, shaking my head.

"Of course it makes sense. I was the one who made the first move on you!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh come on...you seriously thought I was going to kiss you didn't you??? I can't believe you, I really can't!!! What's wrong with you? Why the hell would I kiss you!!! Ugh! That's disgusting!"

I was a bit crushed by this, but my confusion and realization of what was really going on allowed me to get past it quick...there was just so many other things on my mind. "So...you were trying to bite me..." I sighed. Boy, did I have it all wrong. I felt like such an idiot! "I should have known though!!!" I said, standing up again and pacing the room. "I was supposed to know when I met another vampire..."

"What? Like you thought you had some special super hero sense or something? I don't know why I ever even bothered wanting to change you in to a vampire anyway...you're just so stupid." She rolled her eyes at me and then added under her breath, "I should have just used you as a meal in the first place."

"What did you just say?" I was a bit hard of hearing. Too much loud music over the years.

"I said...nevermind. Is that even possible? To eat another vampire?"


"You're impossible! Nevermind!"

"...maybe we can find out...fucker..." I thought out loud.


Woops, I thought out loud a little too loud.

She stood there, waiting for a reply.

"I was just kidding." I said, impatiently. "Listen, I've got a shitload of work to do...I don't have time for this right now. This turned out all wrong, I'm pissed, confused, and a bit upset, so unless you want to help me with these fuckin stupid essays then just...get out."

I usually wasn't such a straight forward and mean person, but I was not in a good mood. What a turn of events...

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