Out of nowhere, a bus came to a stop at a bus stop. Thank the Lord, thought the man, as he swiftly went to catch it.
"Hey, I need to get on that bus, too!", exclaimed the waifish blondie. "Do you have bus fare for me?"
Ugh, Jesus Christ, thought the man. Actually, what would Jesus do now?, he asked himself.
So the man resurrected and flew away to Heaven.
"Like, Oh my God!" exclaimed the bewildered girl. "Jesus is a perv???"