THE SUNRISE GAZETTE, December 29th

LOCAL COMEDIAN COMMITS SUICIDE

SUNRISE : The body of comedian Donald Cabrey was found dead yesterday in Sunrise Bay. The cause of death has been determined as drowning and hypothermia.

Donald Cabrey works at Abe’s Abbey, a local drinking establishment. Sources reported that Mr Cabrey had been facing marital problems as well as problems at work.

Investigators believe his death to be a suicide. One witness reported hearing Mr Cabrey mumbling incoherently while wading into the water. When approached by the witness, Cabrey laughed and said that he “had to get it back”.

The witness, Cabrey’s former colleague, believes that he was referring to his wife. Mr Cabrey proceeded to swim into the water, not taking off his clothes. He succumbed to hypothermia soon after, despite his colleague’s efforts to stop him.

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