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by smac972 in Just for Fun, Literary, Urban added July 3, 2008

S.U.V.

abbreviation:  Sports Utility Vehicle

A large off road, urban vehicle driven by a class of people who have achieved the level of middle management and find it especially important to embrace the word "Sport".  SUV's are especially durable as they're never driven off road. 

see also: penis envy

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