"Look. I'm seeing somebody. And I'm pregnant.", said Eve matter of factly.
Thus Adam did raise an eyebrow and did look at Eve as though he had been smitten with ridicule.
"Get out", said Adam and he did look dejected.
"No, Adam, I'm sorry. I know you've got the love thing for me, but you just don't cut it with me. I needed a bad boy. And then Snake came along. The guy's some biceps on him Adam. Some wicked tattoos. And the most adorable lisp. I'm supposed to go meet him later. I felt it was only fair to tell you.", said Eve.
And did Adam then promise to watch the fire whilst the love of his life went to be with another man. Thus did obviously Adam knock back enough apple cider to get notoriously drunk.
And it was the next mornnig that God arrived to find Adam curled up naked in a Garden of Eden that had burnt to the ground.
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