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...olutionary turkey knew what that meant. later on that day while the farmers familly and friends were sitting down to eat there was a rustling that grew louder and louder followed by an increasingly loud droning sound that started to be clearer. it was the sound of .......gobbling.

a news paper account , from the area of the farmers house read like this:

REUTERS> A familly of 17 was brutaly slain this thanksgiving day, all of them appearing to have suffered from gunshot wounds as well as deep cuts in the eyes and hands. some were found at the windows in a futile attempt at escape. An eyewitness account of a policeman first on scene said:

there was blood *�! and feathers all over the place. it was a damn massacre, id never seen such carnage in all my years of law enforcement. it looked like they were sitting down to a real nice supper when whoever did this came knocking. its gonna take the coroners boys two days to clean this mess up.

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