THE SHINY SLIME

Celebrity Drives Sober!

{picture: Ms. Singer gets into her car without trouble. Mr. Actor sits peacefully next to her.}

HOLLYWOOD , CA. This reporter has just witnessed the most astonishing scene of all time.

Pop Singer and her Big Hit Movie co-star (and rumored boyfriend) Hunky Actor were spotted coming out of L.A. hot-spot Tres Trendy. They appeared civil, sober, and friendly.

“They seemed to have a nice conversation over lunch,” an unidentified waiter said. “They were very nice, and tipped generously.”

“I went over for Hunky’s autograph,” gushed a fan who was in the restaurant. “But Pop was just so friendly, I asked for hers too!”

{picture: a napkin with the two autographs}

When this reporter approached Hunky and Pop, they smiled charmingly and posed for photos. Then, cheerfully waving goodbye, they got into Pop’s car.

This reporter remains astonished. Rest assured that The Shiny Slime will keep you apprised of further odd niceties in La La Land.

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Author guidance for This story

MOCK POP CULTURE! I love Pop Culture, studying its effects and mocking it for fun. Here are some things you could mock, either by making fun of a specific one, or by creating one that spoofs the entire group, or the people who enjoy that particular part of pop culture: 1. Actors/actresses 2. You Tube 3. Commercials 4. Movies 5. Television shows 6. Gossip columnists, tabloids, magazines 7. Radio, iPods, MP3s 8. Music genres/musicians 9. Popular books This is just a sampling; you do not need to use all of the list. If there is another aspect of pop culture you would like to mock, go right ahead.

updated Dec 22 '08 by Alexa1018