Lather the butter on your body to provide insulation.

After you lather your body in butter, you can't help but feel a bit ridiculous. It's sticking to your hair, and smells like it might have gone rancid in the move from Arizona. Ick.

You look outside and the child is still screaming, and his screams are starting to attract wildlife. You decide to...

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