...dress appropriately for the weather.

Upon further inspection you realize that the child is covered in a thin film of frost. Concerned that this too could be your fate you retract your arm from the glass-air interface and move towards your closet located at the center of the mobius strip. You slide the closet door open and realize that since moving from sunny Tucson, Arizona you have not purchased appropriate winter clothing. You search for alternatives that will insulate you but can only find a 24 pack of toilet paper, a shirt with the slogan "I heart purple monkeys" emblazoned on the front and a tub of butter.

Do you...

 

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