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Tuck yourself into the Bürgenwurst position

You try, but you have no idea what the burgenwurst position is, but the thought of it has made you hungry for bratwurst, hmmmmm bratwurst.

 

But the child is still screaming and Kevin Spacey continues to coalesce, the birds keep tweeting and the trees loom some more, it's all becoming a bit too much and you're getting hungrier and hungrier

Do you

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