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branch by VMOS in Mystery / Thriller added Jan 10, 2008

Tuck yourself into the Bürgenwurst positionmature

You try, but you have no idea what the burgenwurst position is, but the thought of it has made you hungry for bratwurst, hmmmmm bratwurst.

But the child is still screaming and Kevin Spacey continues to coalesce, the birds keep tweeting and the trees loom some more, it's all becoming a bit too much and you're getting hungrier and hungrier

Do you

Leave the child and go and find bratwurst1 more branch to read

Stuff a sock in the boys mouth to stop him screaming and take him with you?No one's written this branch yet!

Give the child $5 to go and buy you some bratwurst while you have a sit down and maybe think about dealing with Kevin Spacey?No one's written this branch yet!

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