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Do you decide to take him to the zoo instead, because its such a nice day?

Aah, the zoo.  People forget about the zoo, but it's such a lovely place, isn't it?  To stroll about the grounds, looking at this animal or that, introspectively comparing other species' genitalia to your own...  Life is good, sometimes.

It really is a lovely day, isn't it?  Just look at that sunshine.  There's something special in the air, yessir.

So you're walking through the zoo, and chance upon the Reptile House.  The Reptile House is always a bit boring -- none of the snakes or lizards tend to move around very much, but perhaps there's a washroom.  In you go.

Nope.  Washroom's closed for cleaning.

Luckily, there's the Monkey House next door.  You decide to have a look in there.

Also closed for cleaning.

Allright, then, back to the main gate.  Surely, there's one at the gift shop and snack bar.

On your way back to the main gate, your son sees the sign for the monorail which goes around the park.  He's tugging at your sleeve, imploring you to take him on the monorail.  Becoming a bit insistent about it, actually -- he's starting to make a scene.

Do you:

 

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NineMenOnRocks "I love this story- any path I choose makes me laugh about something or other."
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YellowHat17 "Strange"
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keptani "This is such a sad story!"
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Timbus "How do I hook up with those lezzers on the right."
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surreal78 "FYI - edit is available to the posts's author for 1 hour after a post is made, UNLESS someone's already branched it. If that's already happened, you're out of luck. ;)"
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Raz "It's a good thing there's an edit button then, Radlord (it appears on the top right but does not appear if there are any branches leading off of your post)"
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radlord "I may need an edit button soon, lest I make even more of an arse of myself with my awful spelling and typing."
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surreal78 "Hmm, those super long song lyrics with no punctuation are foiling my random excerpter. I'll have to do a little tweaking there. :)"
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Mass_Debate "you see the child smile for the first time*"

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