Hang up the phone

    You pause to breathe, and while doing so, hang up the phone. Feeling perfectly exhilarated, you run outside and continue screaming at the multitude of children wailing at you. Ah, now you know why those kids are screaming! It's amazing! Wonderful! Almost a religious experience!

    However, one tires of even the most beautiful things sometimes, and soon you stop screaming, your throat throbbing rather painfully. The boys are still screaming, however, and this time you have no phone to hang up, so you find yourself slowly being driven insane by their incessant shrieking. Amazing--this insanity is even better than screaming, or perhaps it is just the same thing, but easier on your throat this time. You search for something to do with this new level of enlightenment!

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