A passing pelican hears your screams, and lands in front of you.
"I believe you're the one I was told to look for," says the pelican, "and I have something for you."
The pelican opens its mouth, and inside, there is a bright red rubber ball. "Tagh igf," it said, garbled, as its mouth was open wide. "Igfs for you."
You reach into the pelican's mouth, and removes the bright red bubber ball. As far as red rubber balls go, it's a beaut.
The pelican, bored of watching you just stand there with a rubber ball in your hand, and not so much questioning how it came to be that a pelican can talk, takes off.
Now, what to do with the bright red rubber ball. Do you: