A short story..
Once upon a time there was a Robert.
One Robert evening, there was a race.
In the race, there was Mr. Tattle.... and Robert.
Robert is fast, he is a winner. Robert thought.
He is stupid.
Because Mr. Tattle is slow... isn't he? He was sure.
Vroom. Robert is running....of course.
Mr. Tattle was running also. Slowly.
Chilled to the bone... to the shell?
Robert is ill-mannered. He started to poke fun at Mr. Tattle.
Shut up Robert.
For Mr. Tattle is clever, he won.
You're actually the LOSER.