You shoo the goat away for being smarter than you

"I'm sorry goat, but you must go," you say. The goat just stares dumbly at you. "Shoo," you say, waving the goat away. It gives a bleat.


"I know you can talk properly, now," you say sternly. "Don't go talking baby talk with me."

"OK," the goat says, then struts away, holding its head proudly.

Wow. That was weird. What do you do now?

The End

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