You stare at the goat and it seems to stare back.
"Baa," it goes. You don't know why but you feel the urge to answer it back.
"Baa," you say. The goat still stares at you.
"I want my mummy," the goat seems to say.Wait... what?
"I still want my mummy," the goat says again.
"Well, you can't have your mummy, because I don't know where she is." You try to be as goat-friendly as possible.
"I WANT HER!!!" the goat bleats really, really loudly.
You get angry at the goat, so you...