Fluffy chicken that lives under your bed

"I am the fluffy chicken that lives under your bed," says the gingerbread man.

"There's a fluffy chicken that lives under my bed?" you say, confused.

"Of course there is!" the fluffy chicken that lives under your bed says.

"But I don't have a bed," you say.

"Where do you sleep then?" the fluffy chicken that lives under your bed says.

"I don't. I just stay awake all the time. It's pretty boring."

"I knew it!" the fluffy chicken that lives under your bed exclaims, triumphant. "You are the Chosen One."

You say...

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