Have a tea party with them, because you're nice.

G.I. JOE!!!

YOU MAKE THE SH*T OUT OF SOME TEA AND SCREAM AS YOU CAREFULLY POUR IT INTO A TEACUP.

WITH EXTREME INTENSITY AND CARE YOU SERVE THE TEA TO THE BRIGADE OF M1 ABRAMS TANKS ROLLING UP TO SAY HELLO.

FROM THE HATCH OF THE LEADING TANK, DR. PHIL POPS OUT AND GIVES YOU A HEADER ON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LIFE.

THE RED PEN IS ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER!

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