Well, I...

Not gonna lie, Sarge. There isn't really much more you can do with that body. Actually, that body has little to no value at the moment and it is disgusting that you are even throwing it at helicopters.

Then again, if you have the superhuman strength to throw a dead body a hundred or more feet in the air, then you certainly must be superhuman in other actions too...

You can probably run fast...

You can probably hit hard...

You can probably jump high...

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