Arm yourself

You are certain that there will be helicopters coming soon, and attack helicopters nonetheless.

How?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PSYCHIC VISION DETECTION PREVENTION POSITION.

That is effectively preventing the police from detection your awesome psychic vision, which you used to see the helicopters.

But seriously bro, those helicopters look like they can wreck your sh*t big time.

Thinking smart-like, you grab the foaming policeman's sidearm.

Wait...wait...

Using your psychic vision you detect that...

The policeman...

Is...

A ZOMBIE!

Oh, and there's still armed Apache attack helicopters. No big deal.

The End

22 comments about this story Feed