My best friend was sleeping, but I couldn't fall asleep. So, I sat down at my desk and turned the light on (She is an extremely heavy sleeper), when I saw a red pen there. I stared at it for a while, when I noticed that it started to stare back at me. We had a little staring contest (The Pen won), when I got this great idea.
Why don't I surprise my friend?
So I picked up the pen and drew a red, French moustache on my friend's face.
Needless to say, when she woke up in the morning, she was VERY surprised!