You were just pretending

"Ha ha," you say lamely. "Just kidding to scare you."

Your pen doesn't look impressed.

"ah ha ha ha...."

"Don't play silly with me."

"Are you a girl or boy?" you ask randomly.

"Both. Neither."

"Ummm...." You scratch your head.

"Pens don't have genders. We are pens."

"Right, I knew that," you say awkwardly.

The End

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