I'm Hannah.

I'm the official valet, here, at the Protagonize Men's Room.  It probably seems strange that a women is skulking around in a men's room, but we're a pretty open bunch.

My job is to "spritz" up members when they've done their business, that is to, give them a little spray of complimentary cologne on their way out.  It is of course, knock off cologne, not the real stuff, and it pretty much smells like bleach once it dries, but it's the gesture, right?

The guy who runs this joint wants me to offer it to just pro or plus subscribers, but he doesn't mean it.  Everyone who comes in here gets a little Kelvin Klein, whether they want it or not!

And there are some crazy characters!

Oooops, I just dropped a bottle of Alfred Tung - CRASH! - well, it was only $5.00 but the "boss" will probably dock it from my pay.

Maybe, I'll make some half decent tips today.  Me?  Huh!  No one really asks about me.  I was raised as a foster child and now I'm a foster mother to four.  And tomorrow's "Bring your kids to work Day!".  That's always a thrill for them.  

I have a dog named Bruno named after my second foster son, who got away last week.  (Thankfully, we still have the dog)

But, anyway, I have to get these urinal pucks rinsed off in the sink before the people start coming in!

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Here at the Protagonize Men's Room, Hannah's seen and heard lots. Pick a character, fictional or otherwise and get him (or her) in! Even if you have some true bathroom stories, you've never shared, here's the place!

This story is NOT mature.


The ONLY rule is that somewhere in your page has to be a form of Onomatopoeia, a word that imitates or suggests the source of the sound that it describes. Examples might be animal noises like oink or KAPOW!

Here's the requisite map

(.)(.) = Hannah
8==> =urinal
(*) =stall
SINK = sink

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SINK [ (*) \
[ (*) \
<==8 (.)(.) [ (*) \
<==8 [ (*) \





X (.)(.)

While the map clearly explains everything, Hannah is standing just to the right of urinal 1 on the west wall, and below her is urinal #2.

Across from them is a row of four stalls.

The place smells mildly of mothballs and paprika.

updated Oct 8 '09 by smac972