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Soul no. 123457

Bekki Brew.

I wanted a pie but death told me if he could have it i could have his beef and potato one.

Hm. Lets try again:

I went to Tesco to but this amazing buy it, so I did, so I went, I was at the Bakery counter and this fucking gangster come up to it too. I sort of shuffled away. Then he loooked at me with this wicked cool eyes. I mean, they were RED. and he said, 'are you getting the chicken and mushroom pie?' I nodded and went, 'Yep, I'm SO having it.' He glared at me and said, 'I'll give you mine for your soul.'

So I aggreed, don't get me wrong, but it was an amazing pie. But the dude didn't have to turn up the next day, seduce me then slit my thoat? did he? But anyway, am I allowed to go to Hell or what?

Bekki Brew: Invalid to go to Hell> Satans official Pie Cook.

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