A certain young lady from Seoul
Had a notion exceedingly droll.
At a masquerade ball,
Wearing nothing at all,
She backed in as a Parkerhouse roll.
Not sure where (or when) I first heard this one, but I seem to have this strange knack for remembering things that I find amusing or entertaining. I don't think the city was Seoul, but damned if can remember what it was, or think of another city or town that rhymes.