Criticism of the popular teenage culture.
You take her to be your toy
in the unholy estate of dalliance.
You love her, comfort her, honor and keep her,
in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer,
for better, for worse,
in sadness and in joy,
to cherish and continually bestow upon her
your heart’s skin-deepest devotion,
forsaking all others,
keep yourself only unto her
until morning do you part.