1) When popping a giant balloon always wear earmuffs
2) When on a bouncy castle always allow everyone else to do the jumping.
3) If you want to get the full flavour of an Icelolly do not get your tongue stuck, even though it's fun to watch someone else do it you'll regret it later.
4) Make sure to wear warm clothing in the winter no matter what it looks like, If people laugh just laugh with them. You'll have the last laugh when they all have colds
5) To protect yourself from the boggieman always be ready with a baseball bat to wack him on the head
6) To find out if a book contains a great punch line, wack it on some ones head and they should create a human dominoes line.