SUGGESTION NUMBER ONE :
NEVER ASK YOUR TEACHER IF YOU WOULD GET IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN´T DO AND THEN WHEN SHE SAYS "NO" SAY "GOOD BECAUSE I DIDN´T DO MY HOMEWORK." (Take it from me, she probably already knows it and will give you detention.)
Suggestion number two:
Don´t use portable toilets. Need i say more?
Suggestion number three:
Don´t agree to blind dates, if you had any common sense then you wouldn´t double date either.
Suggestion number four:
Try not to flirt with that hottie at your family reunion. Try HARD.
Suggestion number five:
You know your best friend will NOT forgive you for dating her EX boyfriend, SO WHY DO YOU DO IT?!?