1. I don't lie! I just sometimes don't tell the truth.
2. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. *
3. Next time someone tells you that your like a child, smile and say: I know you are but what am I!
4. Violence doesn't solve anything... but if it solves war, maybe you could try it out!
5. If a compulsive liar comes to you and tells you he's a liar, is he really, really lying?
6. Grammr iz ovratd. That meens u Smart Gye!
7. Lightning never strikes the same place twice... unless you're just really ugly and happen to be outside in a storm!
8. If your teacher corrects you, just say, "I though you were a teacher, not my mom!"
9. Don't go to a specialist with the same name as their work.
10. When in doubt, pick c)... unless the answer happens to be a), b) or d)!
* unless that enemy happens to own a very sharp knife and a jacket with bolts and buckles