1. Rule number one, common sense is not so common.
2. Rule number two, love is blind, lust is not.
3. Rule number three, life is not short, living is the longest thing you will do in life .
4. Rule number four, blood is thicker than water , and a lot messier and harder to clean up which is why you think your family is crazy and others are normal.
5. Rule number five, ask anyone who is married with children how misleading the term settling down is.
6. Rule number six, money isn't everything, but without it you'll defintely have nothing.
7. Rule number seven, keep smiling ,it makes everyone wonder what your really thinking.