Murphy's Rules of Combat

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2 Incoming fire  has the right of way.

3 Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

4 There is always a way

5 The easy way is always mined.

6 Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

7 Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous.

8 The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions,

        a. When you're ready for them.

        b. When you're not ready for them.

9 Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at.

10 If your attack is going well, you've walked into an ambush.

11 Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

12 Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

13 Never forget --- Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

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