Laine's List of Logical Laws

There are, of course, a plethora of rules by which to live, written by people who died long ago. It is for these reasons that I have created the following rules.

1. Always say "hello" to nuns: it's important to rack up points.

2. Never sell your Nintendo 64 for $20.

3. Eat sugar on a daily--if not hourly--basis. The quality of your life will greatly improve.

4. Never mention WWII without giving the French their credit (we will find you)

5. Quote Audrey Hepburn whenever possible.

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