Rule one: Too much water will weaken you [I'm not sure if that's inside or out]
Rule two: If your don't want worms drink tequila.
Rule three: A mind is like a fist, it has to be open to accept things.
Rule four: If you don't know what soap tastes like, wash a cat.
Rule five: For a happy marriage, don't go to sleep during sex.
Rule six: Women without men pine. Men without women turn into slobs.
Rule seven: The only reason for pointed cowboy boots is to kill spiders in corners.
Rule eight: If a woman is yelling at the front door, and a dog is barking at the back, let the dog in first----- the barking will stop.