Rule one: Too much water will weaken you [I'm not sure if that's inside or out]

Rule two: If your don't want worms drink tequila.

Rule three: A mind is like a fist, it has to be open to accept things.

Rule four: If you don't know what soap tastes like, wash a cat.

Rule five: For a happy marriage, don't go to sleep during sex.

Rule six: Women without men pine. Men without women turn into slobs.

Rule seven: The only reason for pointed cowboy boots is to kill spiders in corners.

Rule eight: If a woman is yelling at the front door, and a dog is barking at the back, let the dog in first----- the barking will stop.

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