Rule one: Do as much as possible for as little as possible.
Rule two: Never forget a freind. Esspecialy one who ows you.
Rule three: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Rule four: Humpty dumpty was pushed.
Rule five: Keep smiling. It makes everyone wonder what your up to.
Rule six: Never drink water. If it can rust iron imagine what it could do to your stomach.
Rule seven: There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope its not a train.
Rule eight: Proofread carefully to see if you anything out.
Rule nine: Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.
Rule ten: If you are to open minded your brains will fall out. *
Rule eleven: Always forgive your enemys. Nothing annoys them so much.
Rule twelve: When everythings coming your way your in the wrong lane.
Rule thirteen: Always remember that you are completely unique. Just like everyone else in the world.
Rule fourteen: They say hard work never hurt anyone but why take the chance.
Rule fiveteen: Always and never are two words you must always remember never to use.
Rule sixteen: There are very few problems that con not be sorted with a suitable application of high explosives.
Rule seventeen: Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
* Only applys if you own a brain.