Random Rules

Rule one: Do as much as possible for as little as possible.   

Rule two: Never forget a freind. Esspecialy one who ows you. 

Rule three: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Rule four: Humpty dumpty was pushed.

Rule five: Keep smiling. It makes everyone wonder what your up to.

Rule six: Never  drink water. If it can rust iron imagine what it could do to your stomach.

Rule seven: There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope its not a train.

Rule eight: Proofread carefully to see if you anything out. 

Rule nine: Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.

Rule ten: If you are to open minded your brains will fall out. *

Rule eleven: Always forgive your enemys. Nothing annoys them so much.

Rule twelve: When everythings coming your way your in the wrong lane.

Rule thirteen: Always remember that you are completely unique. Just like everyone else in the world.

Rule fourteen: They say hard work never hurt anyone but why take the chance.

Rule fiveteen: Always and never are two words you must always remember  never to use.

Rule sixteen: There are very few problems that con not be sorted with a suitable application of high explosives. 

Rule seventeen: Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue. 


* Only applys if you own a brain.

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